1. Name: Jolty. 2. Age: 16. 3. Sexual Orientation: bistraightual 4. Where were you birthed? Vancouver. 5. Where were you conceived? Vancouver. Yay. 6. Shoe size: 6. I think. I have tiny feet. TINY FEET, I TELL YOU! 7. What are your feelings on badgers? They're not as sexy as beavers. But they're still pretty damn sexy. 8. What's the best rejection line you've heard? "I can't go out with you because... I'm with my mom... I mean... your mom... dammit!" Actually, nobody's ever said that, but it would be funny if they did. 9. What do you sleep in? Blue kitty pajamas. :o 10. What are your feelings on yellow mustard? Yesterday, I was wearing a blue hoodie, and then I got mustard on it, and I was like "OMG it looks like the flag of Sweden!" The end. 11. Are you in any other "rating" communities? No. But I'm in an anti-rating community. 12. Quailstery wraga mphas hertumf? ...What about hermaphrodite whales? 13. Two communities/users you promoted to: Mew? 14. Please post 4 pictures with captions
Can I lick you?
Nah, actually, I'd rather lick Charmander's genitals.
LYKE OMG SO GAWHATLHTHIK!!!!!!!111 lolololololololololol. I was bored. Liquid eyeliner is fun.